...would the Ritz Carlton mini-bar be stocked casually with these:
Hangover Relief
The Power is in the Fizz!
The Power is in the Fizz!
The Ritz Carlton (complete with lion logo) Intimacy Kit
2 condoms, 2 obstetrical towelettes, 1 package of lubricating jelly
Enough said.
3 comments:
"Intimacy kit!"
That is awesome. When I was at a conference in China, the hotel bathrooms had lube in the toiletries basket. But the label was in Chinese, as was the list of items that were not complimentary and would be charged to your room if opened. A bunch of us mistook it for shampoo, and then the red-faced steward had to explain what we'd actually opened.
How realistic of them. I love the attitude.
Obstetrical towlettes? How have I managed thus far without them?
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