W: Well, seems the jewelry I picked out for Hannukah gifts for the girls (nieces) were not a hit. Their mom says they like big and gaudy, not sweet and delicate, so I'm digging up the receipts for returns. When I was their age....
C: Times have changed W. Right now if you can keep their POOTY off the internet you're ahead of the game.
W: I cannot believe you just said POOTY.
C: You should stick all those things Penny Kitty has gathered up into a potato and take a picture.
C: You know, for your blog.
W (to Penny Kitty): You're all, "Get away, get away" and then you're all "Pet me Pet me Pet me". Everything has to be on YOUR terms. You are SUCH a girl.
C: Suddenly everything in my life seems clear.