Me: So, I was thinking about the soup issue...
Hubby: We have a SOUP issue???? Are we gonna have to blog about this?
Me: Well...it's not like I didn't love the soup you made this weekend - I mean I'm eating it for the 3rd night in a row, but I need to explain something about me and food.
Hubby: I can hardly wait.
Me: To me, food is about comfort. So when you take a recipe that I really really love and change it - you're messing with my comfort.
Hubby: Uh huh....
Me: I mean, it's not that I don't appreciate that you do all the cooking, but can you just make stuff the same way once you've got it perfect without experimenting all the time?
Hubby: Uh huh....I guess I'm gonna have to start writing this stuff down.
Me: (smiling cutely) I know I'm high maintenance.
Hubby: Oh, yeah.
Me: (walking away) But it's not like I didn't provide all necessary disclaimers BEFORE we got married.
Hubby: (under his breath, but audible) If only I took better notice of that.