This week my favorite cousin got a new job. YAY SUZIE Q! Next week my favorite cousin turns 40! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
So, I sent her the first of a series of cards. This one congratulating her on her new job.
It arrived today. I know that because her newlywed husband just sent me a text with a picture of the envelope with this message:
"What is wrong with this picture?!?!"
I puzzled for about 2 seconds until I realized. I'd used her former last name. In fact, her former husband's last name.
My text response: Old habits, just like Ex's, die hard. Sorry!