Thursday, November 4, 2010.
Would you rather be wealthy and ugly, wise and sickly, or beautiful and stupid?
Uh...none of the above?
But if I had to choose, I'd take wealthy and ugly. Not because of the wealth part, suprisingly I'm not greedy enough to go for that first. But come on, who wants to be either sickly or stupid? Those are just so much more of a killer than being a little on the ug-side don't you think? AND if you have money...you can use it to be a really great philanthropist - being beautiful on the inside...where it counts, right?
And oh yeah, money helps with all those polishing opportunities like personal trainers, personal chefs, spa treatments, salons, stylists and even plastic surgery options if the ugly is just too much to bear.
But wise and sickly? No.
I'll take the wisdom. God knows I could always use a little more wisdom, but there is a reason people say, "If you ain't got your health..." right?
And beautiful and stupid? Nope.
There are enough stupid people in the world and we don't need one more.
So, wealthy and ugly it is. And I'll use some of that wealth to sponsor a telethon for the wise but sickly and build a school for the beautiful and stupid. Problem solved.
How about you?