Worker Bee #1 during Ethics Meeting today: "What is this meeting about?"
Worker Bee #2: "Ethics and stuff"
Worker Bee #1: "Ooohh....we must have done something bad if they're training us on this."
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Me: (helping co-worker roll up large display banners) "Tighter! Weren't you a girl scout or campfire girl or something? Don't you know how to roll up your sleeping bag really small?"
Her: "I WAS a Girl Scout, but when they got to the part where they said - sleep outside and camping - I said NUH UH...that ain't me. Where do I join the scouts with the Holiday Inns?"
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Boss Lady: "blah blah blah, work work, blah blah....JUDY! What is that you just ate?...
Judy: "A raisinette, why?"
Boss Lady: "Are you sure it was a raisinette or was it a dropping??!?!?!?"
Judy: "I know a raisinette when I see one."
Boss Lady: {laughing uncontrollably} "Ooookaaaay"
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Amybow: "Judy?"
Judy: "hmmm??"
Amybow: "Judy what is that on the seat of your pants? A lifesaver?"
Judy: (twisting around awkwardly) "Um...I don't know...well I'll be damned...it IS a lifesaver...how did THAT get there."
Me (to myself): "Please please don't let her eat it."
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Lord Love A Duck.
2 comments:
At least you're laughing!
And at least you're also making us laugh! I think that's worth quite a bit... :)
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