Cookie Complaints.
Hubby: Welcome Home! I have MORE cookies. Try the white chocolate macadamia nut! Or the raspberry chocolate chip! This weekend I'd like to try the rum raisin.
Me: This cookie is bland. This cookie is dry. Do you or I really need any more cookies in this house? You really aren't the baker in this house. Why don't you make us something good like stir-fried vegetables or something.
[Holy crap - I am such a bitch!]
Seasonal Snores.
Hubby: SNOOOOOOREEEEEE!!!!!! SNOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: [Jerk bedding to wake up Hubby]
1 minute later
Hubby: SNOOOOOOOREEEEE!!!! SNOOOOOREEEEE!!!!
Me: [poke hubby to turn over]
1 minute later
Hubby: SNOOOOOOREEEEEE!!!! SNOOOOOREEEEE!!!!
Me: [huffing and stomping and slamming - exit to guest room]
Hubby: SNOOOOOOREEEEEE!!!!!! SNOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: [Jerk bedding to wake up Hubby]
1 minute later
Hubby: SNOOOOOOOREEEEE!!!! SNOOOOOREEEEE!!!!
Me: [poke hubby to turn over]
1 minute later
Hubby: SNOOOOOOREEEEEE!!!! SNOOOOOREEEEE!!!!
Me: [huffing and stomping and slamming - exit to guest room]
[Holy Crap - I am such a bitch!]
Studies in Impatience.
Staff Member A: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Me: [sigh. eye roll]
Staff Member A: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Me: [tap fingers. sigh. click pen]
Staff Member B: This is our plan. We should do A, B, C.
Me: [perking up - finally someone with something smart to say]
Staff Member A: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Staff Member B: [eye roll. points to door. leaves me there to fend for myself.]
Me: Well, I'm done. Everyone else done? Call me when you have more to tell me.
[Holy Crap! PLEASE DON'T!]
3 comments:
Ha Ha... IT was in the air yesterday... At least we recognize our lousiness. :)
Hey - at least it is almost the weekend:) And, let me know if you need somewhere to send those cookies.
{snicker}
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