A.D.D. Blogging

[AKA - Holy Crap! I'm a total bitch with zero patience.]

Cookie Complaints.
Hubby: Welcome Home! I have MORE cookies. Try the white chocolate macadamia nut! Or the raspberry chocolate chip! This weekend I'd like to try the rum raisin.

Me: This cookie is bland. This cookie is dry. Do you or I really need any more cookies in this house? You really aren't the baker in this house. Why don't you make us something good like stir-fried vegetables or something.

[Holy crap - I am such a bitch!]

Seasonal Snores.
Hubby: SNOOOOOOREEEEEE!!!!!! SNOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE!!!!!

Me: [Jerk bedding to wake up Hubby]

1 minute later

Hubby: SNOOOOOOOREEEEE!!!! SNOOOOOREEEEE!!!!

Me: [poke hubby to turn over]

1 minute later

Hubby: SNOOOOOOREEEEEE!!!! SNOOOOOREEEEE!!!!

Me: [huffing and stomping and slamming - exit to guest room]

[Holy Crap - I am such a bitch!]

Studies in Impatience.

Staff Member A: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Me: [sigh. eye roll]

Staff Member A: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Me: [tap fingers. sigh. click pen]

Staff Member B: This is our plan. We should do A, B, C.

Me: [perking up - finally someone with something smart to say]

Staff Member A: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Staff Member B: [eye roll. points to door. leaves me there to fend for myself.]

Me: Well, I'm done. Everyone else done? Call me when you have more to tell me.

[Holy Crap! PLEASE DON'T!]