Thursday, October 11, 2007

A.D.D. Blogging

[AKA - Holy Crap! I'm a total bitch with zero patience.]

Cookie Complaints.
Hubby: Welcome Home! I have MORE cookies. Try the white chocolate macadamia nut! Or the raspberry chocolate chip! This weekend I'd like to try the rum raisin.

Me: This cookie is bland. This cookie is dry. Do you or I really need any more cookies in this house? You really aren't the baker in this house. Why don't you make us something good like stir-fried vegetables or something.


[Holy crap - I am such a bitch!]


Seasonal Snores.
Hubby: SNOOOOOOREEEEEE!!!!!! SNOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE!!!!!

Me: [Jerk bedding to wake up Hubby]

1 minute later

Hubby: SNOOOOOOOREEEEE!!!! SNOOOOOREEEEE!!!!

Me: [poke hubby to turn over]

1 minute later

Hubby: SNOOOOOOREEEEEE!!!! SNOOOOOREEEEE!!!!

Me: [huffing and stomping and slamming - exit to guest room]



[Holy Crap - I am such a bitch!]


Studies in Impatience.

Staff Member A: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah


Me: [sigh. eye roll]


Staff Member A: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah


Me: [tap fingers. sigh. click pen]


Staff Member B: This is our plan. We should do A, B, C.


Me: [perking up - finally someone with something smart to say]


Staff Member A: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah


Staff Member B: [eye roll. points to door. leaves me there to fend for myself.]


Me: Well, I'm done. Everyone else done? Call me when you have more to tell me.

[Holy Crap! PLEASE DON'T!]

3 comments:

Mrs. Booms said...

Ha Ha... IT was in the air yesterday... At least we recognize our lousiness. :)

AmyBow said...

Hey - at least it is almost the weekend:) And, let me know if you need somewhere to send those cookies.

KiKi said...

{snicker}